Mankind knew they cannot change society. So instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the Beasts…

Sparkle on Pissboy, its time to get nasty!

Round 1

Make it Rain

reinardfox:

photos from our rogier photoshoot at a local historical iron furnace with helsingestickat at instagram! loved this evening and these photos so much ☆

xxtc-96xx:

i-m-snek:

Him dig

You keep digging you’ll get through that pumpkin, you’re doing a good job

phoneus:

abstractbody:

gibbon skeleton

hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?

[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

elation-station:

the town bisexuals are at your door it is time for you to pick a bride

everythingfox:

He understands

crobat:

dailyisatsiffrin:

crazy? they were crazy once. twice. maybe 400 times. not that they counted, or anything

okiitos:

omgislena-blog:

escuerzoresucitado:

moiderahart:

soulsborneheritageposts:

neproxrezi:

further evidence toward my thesis that a big part of fromsoft’s games is that the devs are all massive trolls and masters of physical comedy

(i wanted to add this elden ring video from twitter to a reblog of another post but i forgot you cant do that so im making a post about it)

original tweet

Soulsborne Heritage Post

the thing that i love most about fromsoft games is that they take place in dying worlds, places that have long since lost their former glory, places that unless you take special steps are doomed to repeat the path to destruction. they can be saved, but you cannot expect to change things by simply following the path forward and beating the final boss; that is not how the corrupt system can be undone.

and they’re also deeply funny.

huffylemon:

icepoptrio:

In light of the recent news about CotC, I thought I’d share my absolute favorite line from the show.

cherryysocks:

vortigone:

vortigone:

angel in space who falls in love with an astronaut floating out in the void, not realizing they’ve been dead for years out there nor comprehending what death even is. is that anything

the angel starts leading them back to earth cuz they think that’s what’ll make them feel better, finally talk back to them, open up. it takes lightyears to get back to earth’s atmosphere and when they do, the angel embraces them as gravity takes hold and pulls them crashing down. they both incinerate into ash and disappear. is that anything

idk is this anything

hollowboobtheory:

reddit aita: am i the asshole for throwing away all my girlfriend’s knitting supplies and projects and setting her craft room on fire because it’s an unsexy hobby? i already know i’m not i just need the screenshots of everybody agreeing with me so i can prove to her that she’s being crazy.

tumblr aita: am i the asshole for blocking someone? i know i know it sounds really bad but you gotta understand they were sending me death threats and threatening to dox my mom and sending me pictures of myself from a distance through my bedroom window and i just got kinda skeeved out i’m so sorry